Nizmo

Wow, how long has it been eh?

So many things have happened, both good and bad, so many events have taken place, both exciting and dull, but one thing remains…this empty feeling in me.

The need to feel full again has now reached a stage of urgency. What should I do next…hmmm

Now, before I embark on a journey to go around and look for fragments of my mind, I’d like to take this chance to say to you (yes you who are reading this)…selamat hari raya and happy holiday!

No, no ‘maaf zahir batin’ from me, I apologize to no one, what wrong have I done to you anyway? Go forth and be merry!

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing.

You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long.

You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.

You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.

But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it’s hard to get you to budge.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.

You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.

At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.

You master any and all skills easily. You don’t have to work hard for what you want.

You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you’ll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

Try it out yourself.

This blog is currently full of crap. and I’ve just found out that this blog is linked to a number of other blogs and it’s disheartening. why?

Because all this crap does not represent me, it represents a mere 0.01% of me…

So this is to inform you people who got here via those links, that although I do have a crappy side like anyone else, I’m only crappy by 0.01%. And that means I’m no way near the level of crappiness of other people.

Others are..I think some research was done last year in cambridge and the scientists there have proven beyond doubt that other people, themselves included, are about 80% full of crap.

Finally being only 0.01% crappy, (0% crap would make me godlike, therefore this is impossible) I’d like to tell you people out there who are 80% full of crap…

Don’t be sad or disappointed, don’t wallow in self pity, but rather be happy and gay with all your crap! Laugh and dance in your own crap, eat and drink some while you’re at it!!

Bye!

now this is gonna be the ultimate form of creative expression. nobody..i repeat..NOBODY has ever attempted anything like this!

I’m just gonna bloody type whatever with both my eyes closed. The end result? No idea, because at this point I’m not doing it yet…but I’m about to…whatever it is, it’s gonna be phenomenal.

So, here I go….

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ini kisah ifla padasa tuhari ada sekot babi makan kucing beracuyn milike seorang lelaki tuya. lelaki tua jadi rmarah lalu menikan babi tu denbgan keris , lepas menkannya sampai matu paorang ituy pun memanggangn babi ity. ditauknya sedkkit remnpah rauts keranan mahu bagi jadi sedap. bla sudah selesai memanggangn, duia oun makan, tapu tselkeopas ity dia matu sebabb babi iotu beracum

the end!

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.. holy crap! this is AWESOME!! Fuck you world!!! I’ve created the greatest masterpiece ever!!! A hundred years from now people are gonna worship this, and my name will forever be enshrined and be probably way up there with Mozart, Beethoven and the likes!

Let’s ask Arguecat, shall we?

"I don’t follow your logic"

We’re all living in the same physical world, but the truth is each one of us living in his/her own world. We experience the world differently, due to a lot of factors - ideology, perspective, genetics even.

The majority usually have pretty much the same template when it comes to thinking, that’s why they’re the majority! But even members of the majority don’t live in the same world, what they have is a huge overlap in their way of seeing the world, hence it seems to them that they’re living in the same world.

wtf am I talking about…maybe I’ll continue later, the end.

Cerita ini berlaku masa aku sekolah rendah dahulu.

Ustaz yang mengajar pendidikan agama Islam sudah masuk satu chapter apa entah, lalu dia bercerita pasal arak dengan bersemangat, arak itu minuman syaitan! dosa etc.

Biasalah, sekolah rendah, apa yang cikgu cakap atau cerita akan jadi topik hangat dikalangan pelajar, bersambunglah lagi cerita pasal arak dengan rakan-rakan sekelas. Aku agak yakin, pelajar lain apabila balik rumah, mereka sekadar berfikir atau bercerita sedikit tentang hal itu kepada ibu bapa mereka.

Aku pula balik rumah, aku cuba buat arak. Kebetulan dalam peti ais ada anggur (pada masa itu aku ingatkan kalau arak mesti anggur -sebenarnya kebanyakan beer dihasilkan dari barley, yang anggur itu wine) dan juga ada yeast yang emak aku guna untuk buat donat tempoh hari, aku ambil dalam sepuluh biji anggur dan blender. Lepas itu aku campur dengan yeast sedikit dan simpan dalam botol yang ditutup.

Seminggu berlalu dan aku kembali ke tempat aku sembunyikan arak ciptaan aku. Rasa teruja apabila memegang botol ‘arak’ itu, pulas lebih kurang dan penutupnya terbuka.

Kesudahannya, arak ciptaan aku itu aku buang semuanya sebab bau busuk sangat.  Macam tak jadi.

The end.

Aku kreatif.

Tapi aku rasa lagi lama aku melalui proses ‘pendidikan’ dari sekolah sampailah ke universiti, lagi kreativiti aku dikekang.

Bukan saja dengan sistem sistem yang ada, tapi juga dengan manusia manusia lubang jubur (assholes) yang ikut sistem ini semua religiously sampai ke tahap menyusahkan orang lain. Hoi manusia lubang jubur, fuck you all!

Ok, jadi ini adalah salah satu bukti kreativiti aku, kalau ada yang rasa ini tak kreatif, sila tumbuk muka sendiri kuat kuat dan sedut serbuk cili ikut hidung. Para lubang jubur sekalian pun sila turut serta.

Masa aku kecil dulu aku pernah mencipta satu jenis perangkap sakti lagi hikmat. Nama perangkap ini adalah ‘Perangkap Tahi Ayam’.

Untuk melaksanakannya kenalah berada berdekatan sangkar ayam, dan masa yang paling tepat untuk menjalankan perangkap ini adalah masa memberi ayam makan.

Ajak mangsa supaya teman kamu untuk beri ayam makan. Apabila mahu membuka bekas makanan ayam (gandum/beras), tumpahkan semuanya dan buat-buat seolah-olah itu satu kemalangan.

Lepas itu, mula kaut semula makanan ayam yang tumpah tadi ke dalam bekas. Ok, apabila sudah sampai tahap ini, minta tolong mangsa kamu kaut makanan ayam sekali. Apabila dia sibuk mengaut, tumpahkan lebih kurang segenggam makanan ayam ke atas mana mana tahi ayam yang kelihatan. Kemudian minta dia untuk kaut tumpahan tersebut, katakan itu sisa-sisa terakhir yang perlu dikutip.

Mangsa akan mengaut tumpahan terakhir dan tangannya akan terkena tahi ayam. Itulah ‘Perangkap Tahi Ayam’.

Bagaimana? Kreatif? Kalau rasa tak kreatif, tahulah kamu apa yang perlu dibuat.

I’m a gentleman, despite having all the physical endowments that would allow me to beat some guys to pulp, I don’t. Yes I think I’m pretty much equipped physically, you beg to differ? Come here asshole.

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Anyway, sometimes I get tired of diplomacy. I’m tired of listening to people talking cock, I’m tired of dealing with morons, I’m tired of witnessing people dealing with morons, I’m tired of witnessing morons dealing with other morons.

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And I find watching good fights therapeutic. You should try it, really man! You should..

Try UFC, Pride FC, or just stick to good ole boxing, any good fights will do..

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aaaw..look at that! POW!

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Ooooof! That’s a good one!

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BAM! Works faster than sleeping pills!

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There they are, pure, raw, unadulterated, freakin male dominating power! When fighters land their blows there’s this satisfaction that comes out of it and you’ll go.."take that Bitch!" or "Yeah! kick that little f*cker’s ass!"

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And dude, if you don’t like these stuff, you have no balls man! Better cut em off and feed em to dogs.

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Now get out of here before I give you a good kick to the head!

There has been a little hiccup..

Hopefully this is not beyond repair.

May this work out properly, may everything runs smoothly!