Nizmo

wat shud ai rait/taip ah? oh..ok mebi ai will rait samting laik dis: ai fil laik ai wan tu bait of samwan’s hed..(tu make de raiting proses izier ai wil ri-ples de werd samwan wis ‘yu’) ai fil laik krashing yor nek sloli en den mebi after det ai wil stomp on yor chest and crush your rib cage.. then, maybe i’ll take a step back to listen and enjoy the gargling sound you make when the blood from your now mushy lungs goes to your throat - if, god forbid, im not strong enough to accomplish this effect by stomping alone, no worries, there are a lot of DIY stores out there, I’ll go and get myself a sledgehammer - that should do the work. why am i writing something like this? am I trying to prove something? why did i type "am I trying to prove something?"? am I trying to prove something by typing "am I trying to prove something?"? - you know..i heard before, can’t remember who told me this, that in the olden days of the kingdom of siam, there are a number of horrendous methods of execution reserved for criminals of the worst sort. In one of the methods, a wide iron tray will be heated for some time before (drumrolls) The condemned man be sawed in half!(*echo) - top half separated from the bottom half - and then guards will swiftly take hold of his arms and drag his severed torso to the hot tray where he will now be placed, so that his bloody waist be burnt-preventing futher blood loss. Hence, the condemned will remain alive for a few hours if not minutes- long enough to think and feel every ounce of the weight of his action-before finally succumbing to his rather uncommon injurious condition. The end.