Nizmo

One day, a man was walking along a stretch of road. There were some people sitting along the road and they looked at him.

He wasn’t in a hurry or anything, so he continued to walk.

And the people started talking, asking things like what is this guy doing here? why is he walking? where is he going?

Then the walking man stopped, he turned around and said to the people..
"I’m gonna get out of here, and them fools are gonna be lookin at me with bulging eyes and wide-open mouths!"

And the people looked at each other and wondered "what the hell is this guy talking about" then they turned away from each other and looked at the man on that stretch of road with their eyes bulging and wide-open mouths.

The man quickly ran over to them and spat in each of their mouths. After thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of a bunch of people whose mouths have just been spat into, he proceeded to kick each one of them in the balls.

The End.

The latest trailer for Batman: The Dark Knight looks excellent!

Bloody excellent!

Heath Ledger as The Joker..well, not much can be seen from the trailer of course, but his laugh..damn! That’s A+ material right there man!

I think the movie will be a great one, ooh..the anticipation.

No, this is not an advertisement for McDonald’s.

This post is somewhat related to the phrase "I’m Lovin It", but it has nothing to do with burgers or fries. I’m using this phrase freely to simply show that I have the guts to use it since I doubt the people behind McDonald’s would really care enough about it to sue my ass for using their catchphrase.

I’m a nice guy. Out there, when you meet me in person, you’re gonna realize that I talk nicely, behave gentlemanly (cewah haha), and accordingly will not resort to vulgar words when I’m in discomfort….ugh how barbaric, how horrendous, how uncivilized. *imitating a Victorian era gentleman.

So since I’m all goody goody out there, will it be ok to be a real jerk here while I’m blogging?

A little note:

This does not mean that I’ll physically transform into a real jerk while blogging, it simply means I will be putting less restraint on what I say when I’m blogging and thus my writings may appear to contain qualities of jerk-iness. I feel compelled to explain this anyway even though I do know that you’d have understood this naturally..unless you’re an idiot, in which case you’d have to read my note first to be able to understand what I mean by the paragraph above.

End of little note.

What if I say something like…
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Hey shut up you fuckin moron!! Stop babbling shit I dun wanna hear!! Yeah?! You think you’re holier than most people, smarter than most, good looking than most? No way!! You’re just a freakin moronic asshole! Yes, an asshole, you heard me right!

Oh what?! Opinions only? Oh, deep inside you actually believe and honestly think you’re a freakin genius and good looking too?

Let me tell you something, nobody cares you piece of worthless dog shit spewing asshole!! Not only that, you’re wrong too!
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Ah, that felt good eh. So the next time I feel like cussing or dissing I’ll do it here. You might think it’s improper, but I don’t care and I don’t give a damn!

It’s my blog, I write whatever the hell I wanna write!

Oh while I’m at it. Out there somewhere there’s a doc, not a medical one, just a doc.
He’s pretty old, I think maybe around..say 50 something, has this unique gait, has a stern looking face, obviously thinks highly of himself and is thin.

Doc, if you’re reading this, I have something to tell you…FUCK YOU!