Nizmo

This blog is currently full of crap. and I’ve just found out that this blog is linked to a number of other blogs and it’s disheartening. why?

Because all this crap does not represent me, it represents a mere 0.01% of me…

So this is to inform you people who got here via those links, that although I do have a crappy side like anyone else, I’m only crappy by 0.01%. And that means I’m no way near the level of crappiness of other people.

Others are..I think some research was done last year in cambridge and the scientists there have proven beyond doubt that other people, themselves included, are about 80% full of crap.

Finally being only 0.01% crappy, (0% crap would make me godlike, therefore this is impossible) I’d like to tell you people out there who are 80% full of crap…

Don’t be sad or disappointed, don’t wallow in self pity, but rather be happy and gay with all your crap! Laugh and dance in your own crap, eat and drink some while you’re at it!!

Bye!